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"omg i hate taylor swift because she dat-"


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r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager

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do you ever FEEL yourself being annoying but you CAN’T stop

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My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.

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Don’t cry because its over

cry because you’re ugly

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The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

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i am that person who constantly jiggles their leg i’m s orry

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Instead of leaking celebrity photos we could leak pdf versions of college textbooks? Idk just an idea

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i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

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i believe in hate at first sight

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accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback


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i hope manners is the next cool trend

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when someone you hate gets the wrong answer in class


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